This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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