I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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