apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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