i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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