Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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