; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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