she was so not down for the gang bang
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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