no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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