I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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