Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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