I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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