apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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