this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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