im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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