There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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