yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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