i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
