a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I currently don't understand fingers.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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