I'd wear matching sweaters with you
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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