At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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