just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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