i think my mom watched the whole time
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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