Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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