I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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