the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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