went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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