boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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