How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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