Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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