So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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