I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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