She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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