I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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