And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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