are you still at the devil's house?
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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