I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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