I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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