Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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