Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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