are you still at the devil's house?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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