office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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