Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

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(773): View more from Illinois

i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.

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(516): View more from New York

Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.

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(954): View more from Florida

Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex

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(701): View more from North Dakota

He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.

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