on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it