hell yes lets make some ravioli
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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