She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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