Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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