my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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