Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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