If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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