i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.