if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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