its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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