Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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