wake up i wanna do it froggy style
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
