But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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