Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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