I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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